Tag: humor
group name: allofthepoints
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December 20, 2007 11:19 AM EST --
This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake.
1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4
Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few
Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts . . . more
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August 22, 2008 02:52 PM EDT --
So much had happened and Bessie was progressing well. She had even learned the art of jumping sideways off the trail Wilma affectionately called, ‘Beautiful Bovine Avenue' and had billboards along . . . more
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April 20, 2008 12:02 PM EDT --
I am here once again to demonstrate my brilliance and superior knowledge of every topic under the sun. As always you can ask Barney any question you like but today I will highlight the conveniences of . . . more
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . . more
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February 04, 2008 02:56 AM EST --
Last week I was sitting in my living room trying to decide if I wanted to meditate or watch the Jerry Springer show when I heard a knock on my front door. Actually I heard two knocks because the Postman . . . more
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March 10, 2008 01:09 AM EDT --
'Marge, Marge,' I said trying to use my well known reasonable sanity. but Marge replied, 'You should have notified me of this.' I said, 'Of what?' Marge had Flickertail spit in . . . more
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . . more
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March 14, 2008 01:13 PM EDT --
I have noticed quite a few Gather articles dealing with dreams in the past two months. Some of the dreams and some of the comments have been pretty wild and sometimes scary. I also dream and my dreams . . . more
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July 30, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
I know that this is hush hush, but I found a manila folder in a shopping cart at Big Lots and what was inside was a short list of possible VP choices. I'm not sure which candidate it is for, but I . . . more
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August 19, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
It was 3 a.m. and Marge, soon to be elected president of her Neighborhood Watch Program, was acting vigilantly waiting for a phone call to see if anyone needed tucking in. Bessie had decided to seek fortune . . . more
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December 21, 2007 06:25 PM EST --
A man owned a small farm in Indiana .
The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages
to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
. . . more
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December 28, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
Dear God
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother . . . more
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July 25, 2008 06:33 PM EDT --
I had a drug problem as a child myself! Did you?
"THE OTHER DAY, SOMEONE AT A STORE IN OUR TOWN READ THAT A METHAMPHETAMINE LAB HAD BEEN FOUND IN AN OLD FARMHOUSE IN THE ADJOINING COUNTY. . . . more
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August 25, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
A friend of mine who appreciates the fact that I have 6 boys sent me this in my email tonight- I nearly peed my pants!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches . . . more
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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February 23, 2008 06:05 AM EST --
The Gather Guides received a letter invitation to a picnic celebrating their vacation
They of course assumed it was indoors, since it was being held in International Falls
Although it was February . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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December 23, 2007 07:31 PM EST --
'Santa, would you mind if I took a peek at your nice list?' Santa smiled and said, 'Of course William', so I open the book and to my surprise Elsie Duggan was #1. I said, 'Santa, . . . more
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December 24, 2007 02:49 AM EST --
I told Santa I was quite wiped out from reading how naughty some of my Gather friends were last year. Santa said, 'Wilma was the worst I've seen in one thousand years. Did you know she wanted . . . more
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